Ben McGraw's Egometry

 

There was a young fellow named Rex,

With exceeding small organs of sex

When charged with exposure,

He replied, with composure,

“De minimis non curat lex.“

 

mcgrue:

Latin limericks? really?

 

jonas: 

really.

 

mcgrue: 

It’s awesome.

I appreciate it.

I had to wikipedia the punchline, but it was awesome.

 

jonas: 

so did I

that was the best part

I like some learnin’ in my dirty jokes

high brow + low brow = awesome brow

 

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(limerick courtesy of hitchens)