speaking of bitches


Speaking of Bitches…

James:
speaking of bitches

James:
I just found out in the sequel to that talk you sent me that women find different things attractive when ovulating.

Ben:
yeah

James:
not ovulating: nice guys
ovulating: muscly aggressive guy

James:
those whoresome whoring whores

Ben:
whoremones.

James:
fuck you evolution!

of course we carry that genetic code too, in hopes that our daughters will act in such a terrible way as well!

…those hypowhorical whores

it’s like, that’s it!

I’m a creationist now

this kind of thing cannot be tolerated

…hey Anna is online, sweet.


Later…

Ben:
Sophia: You are both a nice and aggressive guy! I am satisfied!”

James:
Awww. She’s not ovulating, how adorable.

Ben:
I can be macho if needed and I can be sweet if needed.

James:
You should get a pheremone sniffing dog to tell you which to be.

Ben:
“What’s that, Lassie? She wants it rough?

It’s all just a manefestation of the whole “girls like to be manhandled sometimes” thing.

Ben:
When they’re being saucy, you start asserting yourself and they love you for it.

James:
> grow muscly set of arms with which to manhandle girl

Ben:
Surely you can overpower a girl, even with your spindly arms.

James:
Yes, of course I can.

…I just feel like they’re used to being overpowered more easily.

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