Collected writings of disease

A few things that’ve been percolating nicely in the drafts repository. It hurts where I LIVE You know you’re retarded sick when your eyes hurt. That’s right, retarded sick. I’ve been sleeping all day, my nose is stupid red, an entire roll of toilet paper is crumpled up into little wads next to my bed, [...]

A simple question

If hurricanes always rotate in the same direction, how does a telephone work? Tobias Holy fuck I’ve never thought of it that way Ben …what ?